“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass”
Martin Mull
Most of my friends are split down the middle about my drinking and night habits. Half say I drink and party way too much. The other half (the ones that are out there with me night after night) think that I’m perfect the way I am. I was in that last category myself. But I’ve had to rethink that after the last couple of weeks. You might be thinking, how much trouble can someone really get into in two weeks? Let me tell you, if you are use to working 14 hours a day and then find yourself with 2 weeks off (PAID!) what else are you going to do with yourself? So I managed to find myself a little fun. Some may say a little too much fun! So for my 12 days of Christmas I got- sex with an ex, tequila shots with a high school teacher, a family friend for Christmas (eve), Mr. Rio Perch, a scheduling mistake resulting in two dates on the same night, Mr. Cutthroat Trout on New Year’s eve, a few bruises from surfing, an adventure rock climbing, a case of strep throat, many bottles of vodka, a couple of orgasms, a few drugs, many many hangovers, lots of stories and one trip to the ER… All in all not a bad Christmas!But after all of that, I have made a decision to slow it down for a bit. So far its one-week and counting. And most of my friendsmdoubted that I would even be able to last a day! But surprisingly I feel fantastic. Who would have thought that not drinking would actually make you feel better? So maybe I will actually be able to stick with this clean living life style. Though I wouldn’t bet too much money
Martin Mull
on it.
Martin Mull
on it.
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